GYAN GURU’S Class
Gyan guru - : Guys…Guys (afraid to address to gals as, if my wife knows I don’t know what may happen) can we start.
Gyan guru - : So who’s is the first (group) to do three minutes bakwaas, please come in and lets get it over with.
(Sits in the back to get a good look of everyone who’s doing bird-watching)
Group 1 -: INOX , INOX ,INOX, INOX, INOX, INOX.
GG -: that’s enough. Only one question, any suggestions to INOX?
Shishya –: they should hire us for advertising; we’ll spam everyone’s mail-box with ads. We are very good at it, any member of iiitb2005 will testify to that.
Group 2 -: Sona-aata embarrassed: New brand of flour (aata) that is too embarrassed.
Shishya -: Ohh sorry it’s sonataaaaa . Product liver cycle (new bi-cycle in market by Bharat liver limited) runs on four wheels and only people with too much money(that’s black) buy. Now I don’t know why sales dropped, but it did and now are picking.
GG -: I didn’t know about this cycle. How much does it cost? Can I buy for my son? Nice job done.
Group 3 -: No-kia
GG -: Kuch kia ya nahi
Shishya -: No, Kia . my bakwaas is on that (stupid) No-kia cell. It’s a cool stuff.
Other Shishya -: Anyone wanting cool stuff should contact eye-man. (He does a lot of stuff.)
GG -: eye-man, I want some stuff also, meet me afterwards. This was informative. You guys have done a good job.
Group 4 -: Kuch meetha ho jaye
GG –: paapu pass ho gaya. Where’s my Cadbury.
Shishya –: Sir, our CAD guy has buried it. We will give u Kala-kand.
GG –: What’s this black kaand.
Shishya -:This is a sweet. I bought and ate 15 packets to write the report.
GG -: but who will eat this s**t?
Shishya -: We don’t have any idea, but if we get Amitabh to endorse it and run it in breaks of “Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi bahu(t) (patli) thi”; then the sales will soar.
GG- : Ok. Send two packets to my home for my saas.
Group 5 -: fa*ta (rang le dil khol ke )
GG – kya fa*ta. Kiska dil fa*ta
Shishya -: No it’s fanta with a n in middle.
GG -: (puzzled) who is delivering this bakwaas? c or k.
Shishya -: sir c.
GG –: I am seeing but who k or c and yes there’s rani too in back. (thinks of his wife again.)
Shishya -:Bahut achha shape hai. Bahut accha style hai. Aur kya dhakkan hai .
GG – u called me dhakkan..????
Shishya-: No it’s rani bakwaas advertisement.
GG -: okey , okey
Group 6 - : filmi sitarao ka saundraya sabun.
(Courtesy: One Pan Parag old ad)
Boys-: Kaho madam! Aap to kahtee ho ki hamesha ready rahti hoon. Aaj kya hai?
Shishya Shows Kareena’s photo. (boys -: oooooohh!!)
Girls -: aur mere liye?
Shishya shows Shahrukh. ( Girls : oooooooohh!!)
GG -: But I m not happy. Ek kareena se mera kya hoga??
Shishya -: To aap Aish bhi leejiye.
GG -: Full marks…. Guys, you all should learn from this group
Group 7 -: Harri Puttar
GG -: Kiska puttar.Yeh Tom,Dick and harry wala harri to nahi.
Anonymous -: No, this is didi’s puttar.
GG – After 5 years where will your puttar be?
In my library I suppose.
Group 8 -: Leevaais
GG - : Are you wearing a leevais…if yes then continue..if not go wear a leevais and come back..
Shishya-: eye-man. He has that stuff. And mavericks don’t wear leevais
Gyan guru -: No first wear and then come to give gyan.
Group 9 -: lee-no-vo
Gyan guru -: No lee in the class..bad. Ok start your gyan.
Shishya-: abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz
GG – Stop stop ….what’s this ..you don’t have any gyan..
Shishya -:Gyan guruji we have gyan but not to be disclosed.
GG – okey
Group 10 -: IBM (Intergrated bakwaas methodology)
GG -: what methodology ????i want gyan no bakwaas..
Shishya -: Gyan gururji we have blade (servers) so listen to our bakwaas and no gyan.
Gyan guru -: okey…
Group 10 -: tulsi-ba
GG -: Give your gyan Gyan guruji tulsiba is great..it’s sold in bharat only. No figures for that but since we are saying it’s sold in bharat. Because it’s a laptop and laptop is laptop.
GG – my dear shishya laptop is laptop only..
Finally all gyan ends
Shishya -: Gyan guruji ,ek sawaal
Gyan guru – okey
Gyan guruji - : I have the gyan just asking to impress someone I am asking about some gyan.
Gyan guru -: (lets give him some good gyan) If you have the bakwaas gyan then why are you asking ..
Class – claps on gyan guru’s gyan.
THE END
Gyan guru - : So who’s is the first (group) to do three minutes bakwaas, please come in and lets get it over with.
(Sits in the back to get a good look of everyone who’s doing bird-watching)
Group 1 -: INOX , INOX ,INOX, INOX, INOX, INOX.
GG -: that’s enough. Only one question, any suggestions to INOX?
Shishya –: they should hire us for advertising; we’ll spam everyone’s mail-box with ads. We are very good at it, any member of iiitb2005 will testify to that.
Group 2 -: Sona-aata embarrassed: New brand of flour (aata) that is too embarrassed.
Shishya -: Ohh sorry it’s sonataaaaa . Product liver cycle (new bi-cycle in market by Bharat liver limited) runs on four wheels and only people with too much money(that’s black) buy. Now I don’t know why sales dropped, but it did and now are picking.
GG -: I didn’t know about this cycle. How much does it cost? Can I buy for my son? Nice job done.
Group 3 -: No-kia
GG -: Kuch kia ya nahi
Shishya -: No, Kia . my bakwaas is on that (stupid) No-kia cell. It’s a cool stuff.
Other Shishya -: Anyone wanting cool stuff should contact eye-man. (He does a lot of stuff.)
GG -: eye-man, I want some stuff also, meet me afterwards. This was informative. You guys have done a good job.
Group 4 -: Kuch meetha ho jaye
GG –: paapu pass ho gaya. Where’s my Cadbury.
Shishya –: Sir, our CAD guy has buried it. We will give u Kala-kand.
GG –: What’s this black kaand.
Shishya -:This is a sweet. I bought and ate 15 packets to write the report.
GG -: but who will eat this s**t?
Shishya -: We don’t have any idea, but if we get Amitabh to endorse it and run it in breaks of “Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi bahu(t) (patli) thi”; then the sales will soar.
GG- : Ok. Send two packets to my home for my saas.
Group 5 -: fa*ta (rang le dil khol ke )
GG – kya fa*ta. Kiska dil fa*ta
Shishya -: No it’s fanta with a n in middle.
GG -: (puzzled) who is delivering this bakwaas? c or k.
Shishya -: sir c.
GG –: I am seeing but who k or c and yes there’s rani too in back. (thinks of his wife again.)
Shishya -:Bahut achha shape hai. Bahut accha style hai. Aur kya dhakkan hai .
GG – u called me dhakkan..????
Shishya-: No it’s rani bakwaas advertisement.
GG -: okey , okey
Group 6 - : filmi sitarao ka saundraya sabun.
(Courtesy: One Pan Parag old ad)
Boys-: Kaho madam! Aap to kahtee ho ki hamesha ready rahti hoon. Aaj kya hai?
Shishya Shows Kareena’s photo. (boys -: oooooohh!!)
Girls -: aur mere liye?
Shishya shows Shahrukh. ( Girls : oooooooohh!!)
GG -: But I m not happy. Ek kareena se mera kya hoga??
Shishya -: To aap Aish bhi leejiye.
GG -: Full marks…. Guys, you all should learn from this group
Group 7 -: Harri Puttar
GG -: Kiska puttar.Yeh Tom,Dick and harry wala harri to nahi.
Anonymous -: No, this is didi’s puttar.
GG – After 5 years where will your puttar be?
In my library I suppose.
Group 8 -: Leevaais
GG - : Are you wearing a leevais…if yes then continue..if not go wear a leevais and come back..
Shishya-: eye-man. He has that stuff. And mavericks don’t wear leevais
Gyan guru -: No first wear and then come to give gyan.
Group 9 -: lee-no-vo
Gyan guru -: No lee in the class..bad. Ok start your gyan.
Shishya-: abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz
GG – Stop stop ….what’s this ..you don’t have any gyan..
Shishya -:Gyan guruji we have gyan but not to be disclosed.
GG – okey
Group 10 -: IBM (Intergrated bakwaas methodology)
GG -: what methodology ????i want gyan no bakwaas..
Shishya -: Gyan gururji we have blade (servers) so listen to our bakwaas and no gyan.
Gyan guru -: okey…
Group 10 -: tulsi-ba
GG -: Give your gyan Gyan guruji tulsiba is great..it’s sold in bharat only. No figures for that but since we are saying it’s sold in bharat. Because it’s a laptop and laptop is laptop.
GG – my dear shishya laptop is laptop only..
Finally all gyan ends
Shishya -: Gyan guruji ,ek sawaal
Gyan guru – okey
Gyan guruji - : I have the gyan just asking to impress someone I am asking about some gyan.
Gyan guru -: (lets give him some good gyan) If you have the bakwaas gyan then why are you asking ..
Class – claps on gyan guru’s gyan.
THE END
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