Life is a crystal maze, it all depends on the perspective.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

The great analysis

Suppose a real cum filmy fight is going on and our hero (as usual fighting scores of opponents) finally manages to get the gun but unfortunately only one bullet is left, worse still everybody knows it.

The hero is protecting some asset so he draws a line and says,” I will shoot the first person who crosses this line.”

Hmmm !! Very filmy, but here comes the twist—

The villains are all computer educated guys (probably from IIITB). One of them asks- “What if two of us cross the line?”
Then hero says,” I will shoot any of them.”
“But you should stick to an algorithm, suppose out of n of us k cross the line simultaneously then what would you do?”
“I will keep my eyes closed and shoot”
“But that would include a probability that none of us gets shot, in that case you loose completely and we win completely”
“Then I will shoot the middle one”
“How much time would be needed to determine the center point and there are still complexities like if even no. of us cross etc. Also there may be a case in which a few of us put something in your eyes before crossing the line, then what would you do?”, “we need the full case scenario before we begin so that we can also get a fair chance”

“O my God! Just don’t cross the line.”

“Now you are saying different thing all together, the second statement doesn’t logically follow the first one. I can not inference this. In any case we were working on a different problem altogether, to efficiently use the last bullet you have”

The hero understands by this time, he uses his last bullet in the most efficient manner—

He kills himself…..

Friday, April 21, 2006

EMBEDDED MARRIAGE INVITATION

You are electronically invited on the marriage occasion of
Mr. TRANSISTOR BC107 ,
(working as amplifier in "CE" configuration)
With
Miss. DIODE IN4007,
(working as a rectifier in Electronic Circuits)
The only Daughter of Mr & Mrs. Silicon and Germanium
MUHURTAM May 8, 2K6 @ 10-45 Amplitude Modulation
VENUE At Peizo Electric Palace, Near Wein Bridge, Nyquist criterion Road-2,
Electricity city -508085.
Yours inductively
Mr&Mrs. ADC DAC,
Near P-N Junction, IC Road , Zener breakdown.

With BEST COMPLIMENTS FROM,
Inductor, Resistor, Capacitor, Transformer Near & Dear
Note: Musical Night By Motors and Generators
Chief Guest: LED's And LCD's

Regards

Blah Blah Blah

Sunday, April 09, 2006

WATERFALL OR BEERFALL MODEL


WHAT CAN REALLY THIS BE CALLED WATERFALL MODEL OR BEERFALL MODEL.?

ARRANGED MARRIAGE VS LOVE MARRIAGE IN COMPUTER JARGON

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together,
making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the
candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions
on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client
requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system
and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.

Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for
implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as
required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold as it is where it is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back.