My greatest fears

Here is a list containing my greatest fears.

1. Alien attack - Aliens will come to earth at a time when I will be in Himalayas - out of touch. So Stupid (note the capital “S”) Mr. X will be called upon, there would be a misunderstanding and by the time I will come out, everything would be destroyed by them.

2. World peace – I fear that one day will come when world peace would prevail. Now, I am all for world peace but there will be problems – All the military, navy and air-force persons would be out of their jobs. People will still pay for watching aircrafts and submarines but poor military would become useless and that’s 10 million of them….. Same is true for the arm dealers as well.

3. One day people would be born intelligent and there won’t be any cartoons anymore. (Actually this is a far fetched idea considering you are stupid enough to read this, but this argument could be argued back.)

4. Our dear finance minister would one day start to tax intelligence and considering my case, I will have no options but to file for bankruptcy. (Again I think, by the time this idea would materialize; I will be a P.M. and hence can officially claim no intelligence.J)

5. India will reach moon by 2020 – The moment India would have this power, a big (so called) research team would reach moon thereby increasing the weight of moon. The moon would now attract sea water more and tsunami kind of disaster may take place.

6. When I ask the biggest question of my life, the answer would be negative and I will become serious that day.

7. My company would give me a job offer, killing any hope of further enjoyment.

8. I won’t be able to complete the list....................................................

Tell me what are your fears?