GYAN GURU’S Class
Gyan guru - : Guys…Guys (afraid to address to gals as, if my wife knows I don’t know what may happen) can we start.
Gyan guru - : So who’s is the first (group) to do three minutes bakwaas, please come in and lets get it over with.
(Sits in the back to get a good look of everyone who’s doing bird-watching)
Group 1 -: INOX , INOX ,INOX, INOX, INOX, INOX.
GG -: that’s enough. Only one question, any suggestions to INOX?
Shishya –: they should hire us for advertising; we’ll spam everyone’s mail-box with ads. We are very good at it, any member of iiitb2005 will testify to that.
Group 2 -: Sona-aata embarrassed: New brand of flour (aata) that is too embarrassed.
Shishya -: Ohh sorry it’s sonataaaaa . Product liver cycle (new bi-cycle in market by Bharat liver limited) runs on four wheels and only people with too much money(that’s black) buy. Now I don’t know why sales dropped, but it did and now are picking.
GG -: I didn’t know about this cycle. How much does it cost? Can I buy for my son? Nice job done.
Group 3 -: No-kia
GG -: Kuch kia ya nahi
Shishya -: No, Kia . my bakwaas is on that (stupid) No-kia cell. It’s a cool stuff.
Other Shishya -: Anyone wanting cool stuff should contact eye-man. (He does a lot of stuff.)
GG -: eye-man, I want some stuff also, meet me afterwards. This was informative. You guys have done a good job.
Group 4 -: Kuch meetha ho jaye
GG –: paapu pass ho gaya. Where’s my Cadbury.
Shishya –: Sir, our CAD guy has buried it. We will give u Kala-kand.
GG –: What’s this black kaand.
Shishya -:This is a sweet. I bought and ate 15 packets to write the report.
GG -: but who will eat this s**t?
Shishya -: We don’t have any idea, but if we get Amitabh to endorse it and run it in breaks of “Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi bahu(t) (patli) thi”; then the sales will soar.
GG- : Ok. Send two packets to my home for my saas.
Group 5 -: fa*ta (rang le dil khol ke )
GG – kya fa*ta. Kiska dil fa*ta
Shishya -: No it’s fanta with a n in middle.
GG -: (puzzled) who is delivering this bakwaas? c or k.
Shishya -: sir c.
GG –: I am seeing but who k or c and yes there’s rani too in back. (thinks of his wife again.)
Shishya -:Bahut achha shape hai. Bahut accha style hai. Aur kya dhakkan hai .
GG – u called me dhakkan..????
Shishya-: No it’s rani bakwaas advertisement.
GG -: okey , okey
Group 6 - : filmi sitarao ka saundraya sabun.
(Courtesy: One Pan Parag old ad)
Boys-: Kaho madam! Aap to kahtee ho ki hamesha ready rahti hoon. Aaj kya hai?
Shishya Shows Kareena’s photo. (boys -: oooooohh!!)
Girls -: aur mere liye?
Shishya shows Shahrukh. ( Girls : oooooooohh!!)
GG -: But I m not happy. Ek kareena se mera kya hoga??
Shishya -: To aap Aish bhi leejiye.
GG -: Full marks…. Guys, you all should learn from this group
Group 7 -: Harri Puttar
GG -: Kiska puttar.Yeh Tom,Dick and harry wala harri to nahi.
Anonymous -: No, this is didi’s puttar.
GG – After 5 years where will your puttar be?
In my library I suppose.
Group 8 -: Leevaais
GG - : Are you wearing a leevais…if yes then continue..if not go wear a leevais and come back..
Shishya-: eye-man. He has that stuff. And mavericks don’t wear leevais
Gyan guru -: No first wear and then come to give gyan.
Group 9 -: lee-no-vo
Gyan guru -: No lee in the class..bad. Ok start your gyan.
Shishya-: abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz
GG – Stop stop ….what’s this ..you don’t have any gyan..
Shishya -:Gyan guruji we have gyan but not to be disclosed.
GG – okey
Group 10 -: IBM (Intergrated bakwaas methodology)
GG -: what methodology ????i want gyan no bakwaas..
Shishya -: Gyan gururji we have blade (servers) so listen to our bakwaas and no gyan.
Gyan guru -: okey…
Group 10 -: tulsi-ba
GG -: Give your gyan Gyan guruji tulsiba is great..it’s sold in bharat only. No figures for that but since we are saying it’s sold in bharat. Because it’s a laptop and laptop is laptop.
GG – my dear shishya laptop is laptop only..
Finally all gyan ends
Shishya -: Gyan guruji ,ek sawaal
Gyan guru – okey
Gyan guruji - : I have the gyan just asking to impress someone I am asking about some gyan.
Gyan guru -: (lets give him some good gyan) If you have the bakwaas gyan then why are you asking ..
Class – claps on gyan guru’s gyan.
THE END
Gyan guru - : So who’s is the first (group) to do three minutes bakwaas, please come in and lets get it over with.
(Sits in the back to get a good look of everyone who’s doing bird-watching)
Group 1 -: INOX , INOX ,INOX, INOX, INOX, INOX.
GG -: that’s enough. Only one question, any suggestions to INOX?
Shishya –: they should hire us for advertising; we’ll spam everyone’s mail-box with ads. We are very good at it, any member of iiitb2005 will testify to that.
Group 2 -: Sona-aata embarrassed: New brand of flour (aata) that is too embarrassed.
Shishya -: Ohh sorry it’s sonataaaaa . Product liver cycle (new bi-cycle in market by Bharat liver limited) runs on four wheels and only people with too much money(that’s black) buy. Now I don’t know why sales dropped, but it did and now are picking.
GG -: I didn’t know about this cycle. How much does it cost? Can I buy for my son? Nice job done.
Group 3 -: No-kia
GG -: Kuch kia ya nahi
Shishya -: No, Kia . my bakwaas is on that (stupid) No-kia cell. It’s a cool stuff.
Other Shishya -: Anyone wanting cool stuff should contact eye-man. (He does a lot of stuff.)
GG -: eye-man, I want some stuff also, meet me afterwards. This was informative. You guys have done a good job.
Group 4 -: Kuch meetha ho jaye
GG –: paapu pass ho gaya. Where’s my Cadbury.
Shishya –: Sir, our CAD guy has buried it. We will give u Kala-kand.
GG –: What’s this black kaand.
Shishya -:This is a sweet. I bought and ate 15 packets to write the report.
GG -: but who will eat this s**t?
Shishya -: We don’t have any idea, but if we get Amitabh to endorse it and run it in breaks of “Kyonki Saas bhi kabhi bahu(t) (patli) thi”; then the sales will soar.
GG- : Ok. Send two packets to my home for my saas.
Group 5 -: fa*ta (rang le dil khol ke )
GG – kya fa*ta. Kiska dil fa*ta
Shishya -: No it’s fanta with a n in middle.
GG -: (puzzled) who is delivering this bakwaas? c or k.
Shishya -: sir c.
GG –: I am seeing but who k or c and yes there’s rani too in back. (thinks of his wife again.)
Shishya -:Bahut achha shape hai. Bahut accha style hai. Aur kya dhakkan hai .
GG – u called me dhakkan..????
Shishya-: No it’s rani bakwaas advertisement.
GG -: okey , okey
Group 6 - : filmi sitarao ka saundraya sabun.
(Courtesy: One Pan Parag old ad)
Boys-: Kaho madam! Aap to kahtee ho ki hamesha ready rahti hoon. Aaj kya hai?
Shishya Shows Kareena’s photo. (boys -: oooooohh!!)
Girls -: aur mere liye?
Shishya shows Shahrukh. ( Girls : oooooooohh!!)
GG -: But I m not happy. Ek kareena se mera kya hoga??
Shishya -: To aap Aish bhi leejiye.
GG -: Full marks…. Guys, you all should learn from this group
Group 7 -: Harri Puttar
GG -: Kiska puttar.Yeh Tom,Dick and harry wala harri to nahi.
Anonymous -: No, this is didi’s puttar.
GG – After 5 years where will your puttar be?
In my library I suppose.
Group 8 -: Leevaais
GG - : Are you wearing a leevais…if yes then continue..if not go wear a leevais and come back..
Shishya-: eye-man. He has that stuff. And mavericks don’t wear leevais
Gyan guru -: No first wear and then come to give gyan.
Group 9 -: lee-no-vo
Gyan guru -: No lee in the class..bad. Ok start your gyan.
Shishya-: abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrsrtuvwxyz
GG – Stop stop ….what’s this ..you don’t have any gyan..
Shishya -:Gyan guruji we have gyan but not to be disclosed.
GG – okey
Group 10 -: IBM (Intergrated bakwaas methodology)
GG -: what methodology ????i want gyan no bakwaas..
Shishya -: Gyan gururji we have blade (servers) so listen to our bakwaas and no gyan.
Gyan guru -: okey…
Group 10 -: tulsi-ba
GG -: Give your gyan Gyan guruji tulsiba is great..it’s sold in bharat only. No figures for that but since we are saying it’s sold in bharat. Because it’s a laptop and laptop is laptop.
GG – my dear shishya laptop is laptop only..
Finally all gyan ends
Shishya -: Gyan guruji ,ek sawaal
Gyan guru – okey
Gyan guruji - : I have the gyan just asking to impress someone I am asking about some gyan.
Gyan guru -: (lets give him some good gyan) If you have the bakwaas gyan then why are you asking ..
Class – claps on gyan guru’s gyan.
THE END
posted by Root at
2:55 am
3 Comments:
Well gyan guru is great..I can assure u that
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Anonymous, at 7:25 pm
Folks, I really appreciate the work that you guys are putting in, I also understand that you guys are just having some fun, but you need to understand that I have no desire to teach bakwas in the class, it is just that that is what my job requires me to do! My job is based only on three things
a) Gals love Sharukh Khan, especially when he is in the bathtub.
b) Guys love Paris Hilton especially her 19 minute videos.
c) I love my wife, my kids and the lady next door.
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Anonymous, at 3:33 am
guys, could we have some posts of the "commercial contracts" classes too.....the classes were humourous just by themselves, but over here , with all the added masala...it will be downright hilarious!
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Anonymous, at 12:07 am
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