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Sunday, April 09, 2006

ARRANGED MARRIAGE VS LOVE MARRIAGE IN COMPUTER JARGON

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together,
making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the
candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions
on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client
requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system
and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.

Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for
implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as
required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold as it is where it is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back.

2 Comments:

  • wavvve.......so wonderful description.most of your posts are regrading se project.......why so

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:54 pm  

  • Well there are some reasons--
    1) It is probably more related to computer programming than anything else.
    2) You have to admit, they do give me a lot of opportunities.

    But for stats sake, only 50% of the articles are about SE.

    By Blogger Root, at 5:12 pm  

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