contributed by Scotty from Euro trip

contributed by Scotty from Euro trip

Which class is this????

want to add ur voice to the blog.. send an email

if you want to share something other than comments, please send an e-mail to btiii@rediffmail.com.
It would be my sole discretion whether the material is publishable or not.

The article will contain ur name only if u mention it specifically in the mail otherwise not.

Engg. Vs Marriage

WHY MARRIAGE is similar to a strange thing

Called

ENGINEERING

Engineering Project	Marriage
Team effort	Team effort (most often!!!)
Finishing Date & Budget	** & Budget
Estimate	Cost & Time Estimation
Manage the project	Manage the Mother-in-law
Work Schedule	08.00- Get milk 09.00 – get veg. ……
Track Milestones	1st baby by ……
Documentation	Kabool hai, Kabool hai, Kabool hai
Serve a purpose	Meet spouse Requirement
As per Quality Standards	Thank God no quality after getting project J
Frequent Inspection	Inspections by neighbors/Visit by parents
ISI Standards	In- Law’s standards
Use Tools to achieve Productivity	Use Tools.
Use Construction Methodologies	“No comments”
Different Technical Skills	Different Skills
Training	Training to wake in night and change nappies
Installation & Maintenance	Reception and Make-up
Sub Contracting	The Servant

Desired qualities of professor

Desired Characteristics of University Professors

Prof View compared to Student View

Rank

Characteristics of Professor	Profs	Students
Fluency in speaking blah blah blah	1	8
Innovativeness (Carrying Id card….. and all answers should not lead to Hosur Road )	2	6
General Knowledge (kajarare kajarare….)	3	3
Ability to continue blah blah even if students are dying (A measure of How long can u teach and sadism)	4	4
Hearing ability ( U should know what to hear and what not to hear)	5	7
Zero computer skills	6	5
Nice legs	7	2 ????
Capacity to make decisions and solve problems	8	NOT WORTH RATING
Theoretical knowledge	9	10
Poor clothing sense	10	1