Engg. Vs Marriage

WHY MARRIAGE is similar to a strange thing

Called

ENGINEERING

Engineering Project	Marriage
Team effort	Team effort (most often!!!)
Finishing Date & Budget	** & Budget
Estimate	Cost & Time Estimation
Manage the project	Manage the Mother-in-law
Work Schedule	08.00- Get milk 09.00 – get veg. ……
Track Milestones	1st baby by ……
Documentation	Kabool hai, Kabool hai, Kabool hai
Serve a purpose	Meet spouse Requirement
As per Quality Standards	Thank God no quality after getting project J
Frequent Inspection	Inspections by neighbors/Visit by parents
ISI Standards	In- Law’s standards
Use Tools to achieve Productivity	Use Tools.
Use Construction Methodologies	“No comments”
Different Technical Skills	Different Skills
Training	Training to wake in night and change nappies
Installation & Maintenance	Reception and Make-up
Sub Contracting	The Servant